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...the Paradigm Shift...

The Order of Chaos is where you'll find the most sane, and insane, Dreadnoughts alive. Some of them cope with reality by listening to the voices in their head. Some have multiple personalities, some have less than one personality, and others are just, well, strange. Don't worry about it though, to them, we're just as screwed up. Why? Because you're not as sane as they are. Don't ask.
The Order like to max out their mentals, and usually go anywhere from there.


[ Class Leader ]

Bob 1 [ Bio Available ]

[ Class Elder ]

Bob 2

[ Runes ]

Light     Darkness

Light, Darkness, good, evil, order, chaos… I'll let you figure it out.

[ Traits ]

Ahhhh Grasshopper, to block, you must be fully open to attack, to hit, you must swing wide, the most uncontrolled strike is the most likely to hit. Everything in the Order's life is backwards, and forwards at once. Every action must be made with an opposite, and equal action in it's place. Think you're confused? Wait till you see your enemies...

Class Bonuses:

The Order of Chaos are expected, no, encouraged, to act crazy. The more Chaos you have in your life, the more ordered it'll be. Yea, anyway, Dreadnoughts belonging to the Order can't be mentally dominated, why? Because anyone who tries goes insane. And I don't mean reverted to childhood insane. I mean vegetable at best, raving sociopath at worst. No, I don't mean psychopath. Psychopaths don't know the difference between right and wrong, sociopaths do, they just don't care. The Order gain a -2 difficulty on enigma rolls, or rolls that include figuring things out. The Order grow about a quarter inch a level, but then again, they also shrink about a quarter inch a level. Go figure…

Class Restrictions:

The Order are, unfortunately considered insane by almost everyone else. This gives them a +1 difficulty on most social rolls, either because people don't want to talk to them, or because they're so messed up that what they're saying doesn't make any sense.

[ Opinions of the Other Classes ]

Blades of Life -- They’d be cooler if they were Harbingers.

Delegates of Deviation -- Ahhh! Scary little buggers, but they always have paper for our crayons!

Demons of Light -- My brother from a different Mother! ‘Sup tall, dark, and neutral?

Dragoon -- boB says they have balls of steel. We can’t confirm it, cause they won’t let us look.

Dream Shifters -- One night stands are fun… Sometimes we even sit down!

Harbingers of Destruction -- They are the bitcHes of ranger Drustion. As soon as we find him, they’ll get theirs!

Illusions of Perfection -- What? Why are my thoughts linear? AHHHHHH!!!!!

Mountains of Air -- Our kindred spirits! They’re just too darn 3 dimensional.

NecroSeraphim -- ‘Heavy Breathing’ I am your father!

Shadahar's Talons -- Bob made dirt, so dirt don’t hurt!

Soul Berserkers -- Is that a spirit in your sword, or are you just happy to see me?

Templars of Twilight -- There is no right and wrong, only indifference.

Waves of Flame -- My crotch is on fire! My crotch is on fire! You think you’re wet enough to put it out?

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